Terry Bradshaw ruined my childhood. As an Houston Oilers fan he was always there to crush my dreams. Man, he was really good.
Albert Pujols has ruined the last 10 years of my life. As an Astros fan any time he stepped into the batters box he never failed to make my stomach hurt.
And for this one year, before Bud Selig date-rapes the Astros and forces them into the American League, I look forward to Albert Pujols batting. Man, he’s really good. One of the best to play the game. I saw a thing about him on 60 Minutes, Albert is a great guy too. I hope he has the best year ever.
Then in 2013, it’s back to me having stomach pains 19 games a year.