NOT GUILTY
Roger Clemens gets win # 355
Mr. Clemens is found not guilty.
Where does that leave us?
Will there be rioting? Tough to say.
But
one things for sure, now everyone in the United States believes Mr.
Clemens didn't take performance enhancing drugs. Just like everyone
knows that O.J. had nothing to do with his wife's death. Just like
everyone knows that R. Kelly didn't relieve himself on a
young lady even though that video I saw looks exactly like him.
The
court has spoken. Let that be the last of it. Isn't that the point
of the judicial system? To have the chance to clear your name? So
there, he's not guilty.
Now let's try to figure out why this all happened.
The congressional hearing all started over a book Jose Canseco wrote. I will repeat that because it's very important.
This entire governmental investigation started over a book written by Jose Canseco.
During
the televised congressional hearing, Roger Clemens name gets
mentioned. So Mr. Clemens, a guy who could throw a baseball fast,
denied taking drugs that made him throw a baseball faster in front of
congress, so they decided to teach him a lesson.
It's
a stupid game. Politics as well as baseball. I can't justify the
time I devote to baseball, but the United States Congress can? I'm a
comedy writer, don't you have other stuff you could be doing? I know I
do. I watch the news and it doesn't seem like things are going great
for America right now but you have time to deal with a game Abner
Doubleday might have invented?
They
swallowed they dog to get the cat, they swallowed the cat to get the
mouse, they swallowed the mouse to get the spider, they swallowed the
spider to get the fly...
I don't know why our elected officials swallowed the fly.
the great white dope=r.. this guy is one big scumbag
ReplyDeletehe lied under oath..its illegal..put him in jail!!!
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