Thursday, April 26, 2012

Going under the Knife

Major League pitcher Tommy John

I just got back from my annual check-up and my Doctor told me I have to have Tommy John surgery on my penis.  Yeah, my member is so large it has an elbow.  Doc says this weekend he's going to take a tendon from my hamstring graft it in and odds are I'll have better velocity than before.  I'll have to go on the 15-day DL but Doc says before I know it, I'll be up and making my wife walk bow-legged again. 

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