Major League pitcher Tommy John
I just got back from my annual check-up and my Doctor told me I have to have Tommy John surgery on my penis. Yeah, my member is so large it has an elbow. Doc says this weekend he's going to take a tendon from my hamstring graft it in and odds are I'll have better velocity than before. I'll have to go on the 15-day DL but Doc says before I know it, I'll be up and making my wife walk bow-legged again.
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